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What a week it's been for yours truly! The Browns are headed into the bye week with a .500 record. The Tribe is one win away from the Fall Classic. Last but not least, I had another spectacular week of NFL picks. The kid went 10-3 in week 6 of the NFL, proving once again that: 1. I'm awesome. 2. The Bears will lose every game for the rest of the season so long as I pick them to win. Some people would be nervous about having such a power. Not I. I embrace my ability to turn an entire NFL roster into a pathetic heap of ineptitude. Before I begin I cannot help but to give a plug to, well, myself. Please check out some of my other work which can be found here. Go ahead and click on all of my articles that can be found on eHow. Do I really care if you read them all? Nah. I could use the page views, though. Thanks as always to you, my faithful readers. Onto week 7 of the NFL! Baltimore at Buffalo There is absolutely no good reason why I am picking the Buffalo Bills to win this game. In fact, I predict that, on Monday, I shall receive some comments pertaining to this game that go something like "what the hell were you thinking picking the Bills over the Ravens? You suck!" Call it gut feeling. Call it stupidity. But: Winner: Buffalo Tampa Bay at Detroit For the rest of the season I will be unable to forget how a very average Washington Redskin team dismantled the Lions. If Washington's defense can have their way with the Lions than what do you think will happen when the Bucs head into Detroit? Ouch. Winner: Tampa Bay New England at Miami I sat here for thirty seconds trying to come up with something funny to write about this game. Then I just looked at the match-up. That's humor enough. Winner: New England Atlanta at New Orleans Thank you, God, for making sure that I don't live in the south and therefore don't have to watch this game. Mad props. I don't care how good the Saints looked last week. Neither of these teams are sniffing the playoffs this season. This, my friends, is Zac's Backs' ugliest NFL game of the week! Winner: New Orleans San Francisco at New York football Giants It's never a good sign when fans are actually hoping that Alex Smith will be the starting quarterback for their team. Never. Meanwhile, my Giants are on a roll. I've been saying it every week since their first win so I'll just say it again. Who was it that doubted the Giants' defense? Winner: New York football Giants Arizona at Washington The Cardinals are resting their hopes for a playoff run on the shoulders of Tim Rattay. For the second time in this article I can't come up with anything humorous about this one. I think the ALCS and the fact that a Cleveland team is actually talented is messing with my mind. That and I can't get the thought of how pathetic J.D. Drew looked when he "jumped" at the wall in a feeble attempt to rob Kenny Lofton of a home run. I know it's cool to make fun of J.D. Drew nowadays (thanks, Sports Guy) but seriously; is there a whiter professional athlete than J.D. Drew who's not an NBA center? Winner: Washington Tennessee at Houston I would pick Houston in this one even if Vince Young was 100 percent heading into Sunday's game. Young can only play the "you should have picked me" card so many times before it gets old. I can still see ESPN re-airing the draft in ten years and Berman and Co. talking about "the one that got away" from the Texans. Give it a rest already. Winner: Houston New York J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets at Cincinnati Some of you may be wondering why I didn't pick this game as the ugliest of the week. Simple. There is zero defense in this game. It's gonna be a blast to watch! I'll be back in Erie on Sunday afternoon and I hope that I make it back in time to head to the bar just to watch this game. I don't care what the over-under is in this one. Take the over and thank me on Monday. Winner: Cincinnati Kansas City at Oakland Larry Johnson isn't hurt yet, huh? I predicted that he would be out by week 9 of NFL action so we still have a few weeks to go. Meanwhile, somebody left me a comment last week about how I was a "bitter Browns fan" because of my comment that Oakland should have one less win. Well, maybe if Oakland didn't completely suck I would change my mind. How's that first pick in the 2007 NFL draft treating all of you in Raider Nation, anyway? What was his name again? Winner: Kansas City Minnesota at Dallas I really think this is going to be a much more difficult game for the Cowboys than many experts believe. Dallas was humbled at home against the Patriots in week 6 and the Vikings have one hell of a running back in the person of Adrian Peterson. Expect the Cowboys to play run defense the entire game and force Tarvaris Jackson to make some plays. That reason and the Vikes shaky defense will give the Cowboys the victory at home. Winner: Dallas Chicago at Philadelphia I'm doing it. I'm picking Chicago. Nobody can stop me. The Bears are so screwed this week. I am going to pick the Bears to win every game until the stop the jinx of Zac's Backs and actually win one. Sorry, Chicago fans. Please leave all hate mail in the form of comments here on AC. Thanks. Oh, and if you're betting on NFL picks this week than you know what to do when it comes to this game. Winner: Chicago. Muahahahaha. St. Louis at Seattle Who else thinks that Steven Jackson is faking his injury just because he knows that the season is already over for the Rams. Maybe he's planning his next commercial. You deliver that jersey, Steven! Winner: Seattle Pittsburgh at Denver This will not be the ugliest game of the week. It could be the most boring, though. God willing the ALCS will be over before Sunday night so fans will have nothing better to watch than this game. I'm sure that ESPN will run yet another Boise State game on Sunday night. That blue field just gives me a headache after awhile, though. Winner: Pittsburgh Indianapolis at Jacksonville Game of the week. I'm looking forward to this for several reasons. First, my man crush is on prime time. Second, I'll be back in Erie watching this game with a friend of mine who is a Jags fan. I can't pick against the Colts, especially after I just wrote an article about how underrated they are. If this game doesn't go down to the last five minutes I will be stunned. A plus is that there is no baseball on Monday night so there is no reason that any sports fan should miss this game. Winner: Indy That's going to be all for me this week. As always you've been a great audience. Enjoy game 5 and, if necessary, games 6 and 7 of the ALCS on Fox. Go Tribe. Zac's NFL week 6 picks: 10-3 Zac's overall record: 59-30 |
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